Apple MacBook Battery Not Charging

I'm all about trying out new things.  Life would be pretty boring if you only did familiar things.  God create blondes and brunettes for a reason, right?  That's why I bought the Apple MacBook, to give Apple a try, see if it's better than Windows.  What do I get for trying something new?  A bad keyboard and a dead battery.  Wasted two hours today waiting for the "genius" guy to tell me something I already knew, the battery on my one month old MacBook is defective.  So the life lesson that Apple has taught me: stick to what you know, trying new things is so overrated.