I haven't been following golf for that long, but there's one thing I've quickly learned: Sergio Garcia is a douche bag. He complains about small locker rooms at the Ryder Cup, spits in the cup when he misses putts, gives fans the finger, and is all around just a very ungracious loser. Here is Garcia on Augusta National Golf Club after another poor performance at the Masters.
"I don't like it [Augusta National Golf Club]...I don't think it's fair...it's too tricky...you get mud balls in the middle of the fairways." When asked what he would like to see different Sergio replies ,"I don't care, they can do whatever they want. It's not my problem. I just come here and play then go home."
What a total tool. Wasn't too tricky when Phil shot a 30 on the front nine, or McIlroy shot 31 on the back, or Kim made 11 birdies. What will he say to the Chairman of AGNC if he ever gets a green jacket? 'Hey, that thing about me not liking you guys, you know I was just joking, right?' Maybe I should cut him some slack. He's probably just annoyed that he couldn't win all his adoring fans a free TaylorMade driver from Golfsmith. There's 42 cents I'll never get back.